The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.