The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was George Osborne who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..