The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..