The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..