The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was some bloke in the pub who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..