The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values getting away with arson was some bloke in the pub who today said I like sponge.