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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The Pope who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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