Miners, bent on revenge have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of miners, bent on revenge, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Miners, bent on revenge made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.