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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts allowing foreign illegals to live was Angela Merkel who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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