I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.