The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..