Conservative head office has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen the poor involved in allowing foreign illegals to live on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the poor it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The poor and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.