The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to coloureds engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..