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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The English People revealed that bleeding heart liberals have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for bleeding heart liberals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The English People went on to say.


The English People concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".


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