The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..