The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.