The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles binge drinking on council estates was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..