Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of immigrating has been perpetrated by enviro-Mental-ists.

The Mail can reveal that enviro-Mental-ists are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts said of the enviro-Mental-ists, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".