I’m not racist but surely allowing enviro-Mental-ists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Drilling for oil in one family's back garden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that enviro-Mental-ists aren’t drilling for oil in one family's back garden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.