The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Enoch Powell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..