The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are helping illegal immigrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts helping illegal immigrants was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..