The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Jenkin who today said Waterboarding is not torture.