The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy getting away with arson was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..