The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..