I’m not racist but surely allowing so-called refugees to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that so-called refugees aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "Waterboarding is not torture".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.