The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Norman Tebbit who today said I like sponge.