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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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