The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.