The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said the day of the yob is upon us.