Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young single mothers have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "Waterboarding is not torture".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young single mothers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.