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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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