Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have this week been revealed as pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The Pope who this week said, "kill the commie swine".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is acceptable behaviour.