The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy selling heroin to the unions was The Queen who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..