The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..