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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now training in Al-Quaeda terror camps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells went on to say.


Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".


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