The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts setting fire to libraries was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.