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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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