The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was an unnamed source who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..