The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe engaging in steamy sex romps was John Major who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..