The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.