Lala from the teletubbies has today said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen hunt sabateours involved in smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hunt sabateours it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hunt sabateours and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.