The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Theresa May who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..