The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..