I’m not racist but surely allowing Al Qu’aeda bosses to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Al Qu’aeda bosses aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jim Davidson agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.