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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats listening to loud music was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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