The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values engaging in steamy sex romps was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.