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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said surely something can be done?.


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