Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Al Qu’aeda bosses such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Al Qu’aeda bosses have this week been revealed as smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Al Qu’aeda bosses would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Angela Merkel who this week said, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is acceptable behaviour.