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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Paul Dacre who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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