I’m not racist but surely allowing hoodies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoodies aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.