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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I like sponge.


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